Santa is a fat old racist idiot.

Author: kingofthehill

Date: December 13, 2002

by kingofthehill
12-13-02
It's Christmas Eve and Santa is being selective about presents, due to a shortage in plastic.
no presents for this one...
Yo! Santa! It's Christmas, muthafucka! Where mah presents at?!
Denzil gets vexed.
I'm afraid you can't have a present little boy, because you're black and I'm a racist.
WHAT?! I'm a bust a cap in yo' ass, muthafucka!!!
Dont be racist, kids, or you'll end up dead like Santa.
word up, sucka.