What would happen if there was no crime.

Author: kingofthehill

Date: March 9, 2003

by kingofthehill
3-09-03
Hello and welcome to the owl sanctury. Can I buy a you a pint of vodka to wash down that moose?
Ah bollocks. Not this bollocks again...
Come, stroke my baton. Carress my womanly body. Do not feed the owls.
Please, just leave me alone
You're under arrest