Writers

Author: kissMyCartoon

Date: October 6, 2009

by kissMyCartoon
10-06-09
Ted and Bill meet at an annual writer's convention
Hi, I'm Ted, I'm a writer
oh yeah? I'm Bill, I'm a writer too
I've self-published three novels, what have you had published?
Nothing, but I'm so famous I don't have to be published
How can you be famous if you've never published anything?
I Twitter twenty hours a day, all the accolade none of the boring writing bit