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Ted and Bill meet at an annual writer's convention
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| Hi, I'm Ted, I'm a writer | |
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| oh yeah? I'm Bill, I'm a writer too | |
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| I've self-published three novels, what have you had published? | |
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| Nothing, but I'm so famous I don't have to be published | |
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| How can you be famous if you've never published anything? | |
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| I Twitter twenty hours a day, all the accolade none of the boring writing bit | |
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