Rutherford R. Rooster

Author: knux

Date: July 8, 2003

by knux
7-08-03
So I says to Rutherford, I says, "Dude, man, get this!"
Who's Rutherford?
Oh, he's my pet turkey. He visits me every time I eat one of Dave's pies. You know, his PIES. Heh heh... anyway, then I explained to him the whole deal with Dave. It was awesome.
Wait, he's your pet turkey?
One time he tried to tell me he was a rooster, but no. I know the real deal. He's a turkey.