Lost Action Hero, pt. 1

Author: knux

Date: July 8, 2003

by knux
7-08-03
Dear readers. It has come to my attention that this comic lacks the most imperative ingredient--humor--in each and every one of its strips.
Thus, the characters have agreed to play out roles of famous action heroes in order to attract readers from crowds other than comedy.
Do not worry, John Conner. I'll be back.
Yo! I'll just go over here and steal from this ATM, because I'm such a rebel.
No! You must stay away from the other Terminator whom I have been sent to save you, a rebellious little punk, from so that you may save the world in the future.
...and I must have CASH.