Hamsters Are Cute

Author: knux

Date: October 3, 2003

by knux
10-03-03
Hey, Bill. You look good. Have you been working out?
No.
Why not? Don't you have a wheel?
I have a fucking TUBE to crawl through, Sam. A tube!
Does it at least spin?
No, you snotty bastard. In fact, I can't even fit in it anymore. It's actually an old tampon case.