All comics by koalamentala

 

by koalamentala
7-06-09
The story so far: An Tanzanian Witch Doctor has bought a house in the Hamptons. He is now visiting a friend.
So I bought a house in the Hamptons and then everything started happening for me but anyway what's up with you bro?
Nothing much, just hanging.
Oh noes! Jesus transformed into a squrrel! The scourge of mankind! How ironic!
I ate half this park bench and now I'll eat the Universe.
How did he have time to eat half the park bench? Jesus must be insanely powerful. I'd better run!
Now you see my true self.

 

by koalamentala
7-06-09
The story so far: Jesus has revealed his true form and promised to eat the Universe.
He has frozen me in place with his icy stare.
I am the Alpha and the Omega...
What now?
... the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End, yo. Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city.
I am thawing... but WHAT IS HIS INSANE PLAN?
Yo yo yo

 

by koalamentala
7-07-09
Now I'll explain my insane plan. First, I'm going to install a puppet regime in Iraq, to do my bidding. Then I'll sabotage the Olympic Games with ice cream.
Your plan is insane!
ROFL
So... how does my new house in the Hamptons figure into your plan, master?
This isn't about you.

 

by koalamentala
7-07-09
The story so far:
Huh?! Everything is back to normal! It was all just a weird dream! Well, thank fuck for that.
Nothing much, just hanging.
Oh noes! Jesus transformed into a burning bush! How odd!
*sizzle*
And now he's a demon and he's burning the entire world. This isn't much better than that dream I had!
BURN, FILTHY HUMANS!

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