cow

Author: kola

Date: August 1, 2006

by kola
8-01-06
Wow, what a ride! Where am I?
You died, Jeffrey. You're in HELL.
Hell? What do you mean? I paid my taxes and all that!
Yes, but there's the matter of the cow... the one you molested in high school!
You got me all wrong, friend! That cow came onto ME!
Get over here.