Jerd

Author: kola

Date: January 30, 2007

by kola
1-30-07
Did you see what all happened here?
Nah, I mean I called 911 because I heard a bunch of screeching.
Like the screeching of squealing tires? And the BOOM! of the crash?
No, I thought I heard these cats screeching and I figured maybe they were making love in public. I don't need that in my neighborhood!
So you called the paramedics? I guess it's lucky you did.
I called them fools to get my brother Jerd out of the dang toilet!