Ice-capades!!! Part 1

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: April 30, 2003

Mwahahaha! There it is, Earth, ripe for the conquest! Soon the planet will be an icy wasteland, and I, Gunther von Eis, shall reign supreme!
So what's the plan, boss?
I must freeze the planet before we land because, as you know, the slightest bit of heat may well cause my gruesome demise.
I was wondering about that bit. If you can't handle heat, why did you hire a fire breathing dragon as your right hand man?
Um, well...
It's because you're very very stupid, isn't it?