Ice-capades!!! Part 6

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: April 30, 2003

This icy wasteland is shit. All the girls have either frozen to death or are wearing big padded jackets.
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW RULER, EARTHLING!
Who the fuck are you?
I am the mighty Gunther von Eis! You will revere me as your new god or face the dire consequences!
So you're behind all this snow and shit? I aught to kick your ass.
Don't mess with me, pal. I've got napalm.