Ice-capades!!! Part 10

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: May 1, 2003

Let's fight, then. I have to warn you- I'm a fucking master wizard. I could turn you into a chimp or something.
I'm a giant firebreathing super strong reptile.
Ah.
And did I mention the claws? And the razor-sharp teeth?
Dammit! I really wanted to be a chimp.