ENRAGED, THE DAMP-TROUSERED MAN DEMANDED I BUY HIM ANOTHER

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: May 6, 2003

Look, Boorite. Whatever I said last night, I was drunk and didn't mean any of it.
But... but you confessed your undying love for me!
I did?
Yes. And you asked me to move in with you, so I quit my job and sold all my worldly goods to buy a plane ticket to be here with you.
ALL your worldy goods?
Well, apart from the buttplugs. For some reason nobody wanted to buy them.