Ice-capades!!! Part 13

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: June 3, 2003

You're a brave man, luring me out for a fight like this.
Don't be so cocky, cornetto-boy. Watch this: melt-o-fucking-riffic!
Nooo! You have lured me here, to the Sahara, and then magically melted all my beautiful ice! I'm done for!
Fucking right, Magnum. You could say you've had your "just deserts".
Aaagh! This is more heat than I can "sand"!
Shut the fuck up. I won, I get to do the puns.