Look! I can write for Glasgow Fabulous!

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: June 30, 2003

Hello. I am AIDAN MOFFAT of the band ARAB STRAP. I'm on my way to the SUB CLUB because that's where all the cool kids hang out.
I'm afraid I can't let you into the SUB CLUB, sir. You look like a tramp.
Huh? Don't you know who I am? I'm AIDAN MOFFAT of the band ARAB STRAP. I always go to the SUB CLUB.
Ah, that place is shite anyway. Full of 80s poser types.
Hey man, is this the queue for the SUB CLUB?