The Adventures of Retard-Man

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 5, 2003

Look! It's Retard-Man. Let's see what wackiness he's up to today!
Hi there, Retard-Man! What can I get you today?
Just a newspaper and some milk, thanks.
Ummm...
I keep meaning to ask; why are you called Retard-Man?
Oh, I have a mild form of autism. Nothing major.
Hahaha! What a retard!
Oh well. Here's your stuff.
Thanks. Bye!