CC 213: A series of unlikely explanations

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: September 29, 2003

Hi, welcome to Boinky Burger™. How may I help you?
I'd like to complain about this BoinkyMeal™ I ordered five minutes ago.
What's the problem?
I only ordered one burger, but you've given me three hundred. And all but four taste of shit.
Sir, I'm afraid that's Boinky Burger™'s company policy. Say, are you Super Mario?
No, I'm actually feeling quite ill, thanks to you and your crappy burgers.