Withling vs the Red Menace - Part 1

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: October 9, 2003

by kramer_vs_kramer
10-09-03
Curses! Of the people to be trapped floating through space with, it has to be you, the quintessential redheaded stepchild.
You're not my real daddy!
Damn right I'm not. I'd never have touched your mother if I'd known she'd spawned a sub-human wastrel like you.
That's it- I'm telling mom.
Um, newsflash moron-boy. We're trapped in space. I can say whatever I like. There's no way your mother or her cro-magnon of an ex-husband can hear us.
Mom! Your boyfriend's being mean again!