I applaud animal rights campaigners for all their good work.

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: October 14, 2003

by kramer_vs_kramer
10-14-03
-Bzzt!- I, Grope-Bot, am programmed to grope and only to grope!
Please don't. I am an endangered species. Groping me might cause my fragile cardiovascular system to fail and doom my species to extinction.
(groping!)
Sigh.