He's the only one who gives the orders here. Alright?

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: November 17, 2003

by kramer_vs_kramer
11-17-03
Seriously, Abe, you're going to have to practise lying if you want to get back with your wife. You do want that, don't you?
Oh yes. I love my wife very much. She's funny, and a great cook, and she does all the housework and the tax returns.
... and she does this thing where she ties her hair up and lies on her front, and it's almost like making love to a small boy.
Okay. You're taking the "Honest Abe" thing a bit too far.
Sometimes she lets me call her "Gerald".