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| Seriously, Abe, you're going to have to practise lying if you want to get back with your wife. You do want that, don't you? | |
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| Oh yes. I love my wife very much. She's funny, and a great cook, and she does all the housework and the tax returns. | |
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| ... and she does this thing where she ties her hair up and lies on her front, and it's almost like making love to a small boy. | |
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| Okay. You're taking the "Honest Abe" thing a bit too far. | |
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| Sometimes she lets me call her "Gerald". | |
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