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Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: November 19, 2003

by kramer_vs_kramer
11-19-03
I just don't know what to do. I really should tell Abe I'm not interested, but I'm too much of a pussy to talk to him. I feel really guilty.
Don't worry, I've got it sorted for you. He's out on a blind date tonight with a friend of mine, they've gone to the theatre.
Excellent! Hopefully they'll hit it off, and he'll forget all about me. Which friend of yours is it?
It's John. John Wilkes Booth.
Great. Just great.