Van Der Sar is way too tall. Ban him - it's unfair!

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: November 20, 2003

by kramer_vs_kramer
11-20-03
Bwa ha ha! I, Ruud Van Nistelrooy- tormentor of Scots, have come to plunge you into despair!
Oh man... a talking horse?
No, I'm human. I just look a bit like a horse.
Phew! I was beginning to think somebody had slipped something into my drink. Come to think of it, it does taste a bit funny.
Yes. That'd be because I pissed in it.
CURSE YOU RUUD VAN NISTELROOY!