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| Bwa ha ha! I, Ruud Van Nistelrooy- tormentor of Scots, have come to plunge you into despair! | |
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| Oh man... a talking horse? | |
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| No, I'm human. I just look a bit like a horse. | |
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| Phew! I was beginning to think somebody had slipped something into my drink. Come to think of it, it does taste a bit funny. | |
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| Yes. That'd be because I pissed in it. | |
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| CURSE YOU RUUD VAN NISTELROOY! | |
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