FTC#14 - Don't let the bells end

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: December 16, 2003

by kramer_vs_kramer
12-16-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
And you really can't get off that thing?
No, and stop staring at my crotch.