I gave a yak a smack. It was cack.

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: January 14, 2004

Grrr! Womack and Womack will eat your babies!
Mr Womack, I'm pleased to announce the birth of your new baby boy.
A boy?
Yes. He's already taking after his father.
In what way?
He just chewed his own leg off.