The pressure's unreal, I'm not saying that it's not

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: February 18, 2004

Dammit, another Valentines Day with no action. You sleep with a lot of women, Prince. What's your secret?
What I do is, I climb into the ladies' handbags when they're not looking so they take me home. Then, when they're asleep, I just crawl on up there.
And they don't mind?
Hell no. Most of them don't even notice. Say, have you seen my wristwatch anywhere?
Meanwhile...
Honey, you really need to see your doctor. That coil of yours hurts like hell.