"A new spin on an old joke" oh how hilarious

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: July 1, 2004

RAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL NOT CORNHOLE YOU!
But Tobor, I have a super-sized bottle of lube right here! My rectum quivers in anticipation!
NO. TOBOR HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN CORNHOLE MIKEY, LIKE FILL IN TOBOR'S TAX RETURN OR WATCH PAINT DRY.
But what am I supposed to do with all this lubricant?
Hmm...