Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 7 of 300)

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: March 2, 2005

You- dirty hippy! Why don't you get a job?
Dubyaman, it's me - Jesus. I died on the cross for your sins, remember?
Don't give me that liberal bullshit, hippy. Look at you bleeding out of your side- can't you afford healthcare? You could if you had a job and paid your taxes like a good American.
I'm not American, I'm from Israel.
In that case have ten billion dollars. Oh, and would you like some nuclear weapons?
Yes please! That'll show those Buddhists.