VANCE VANCE REVOLUTION 2005

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: March 7, 2005

Welcome to hell. May I take your name, please?
VANCE. TOMMY VANCE. THE VOICE OF ROCK.
There seems to be some mistake, Mr Vance. You're supposed to be in heaven.
HEAVEN? WHAT'S ROCK ABOUT THAT? I WANT TO BE DOWN HERE WITH JIMI HENDRIX, SID VICIOUS AND THE RAMONES!
I'm sorry sir, I can't allow you to enter. They've got musicians upstairs as well, you know.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK. I WAS ONLY THERE FOR TEN MINUTES AND GEORGE HARRISON SANG "MY SWEET LORD" FOURTEEN TIMES.