Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 12 of 300)

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 31, 2005

You! What the fuck are you?
I am Sharkman. I evolved from sharks to walk the land, like a man.
No! You couldn't have evolved, evolution is a falsehood put about by anti-americans. You must have been created by some kind of Intelligent Designer.
A designer? Like Jean-Paul Gaultier?
Umm.... yes?
You haven't thought this through, have you?