You're a bam! No- you're a bam!

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: September 17, 2001

You, ned. You make me sick. With your tracksuit and your stupid sports socks pulled up over your trousers and your stupid voice and your regular nights out in Bonkers.
You're only 14 and already you have fathered 23 children by ten different girls all called things like Kelly-Ann or Tracy-Ann with their names on gold chains around their necks.
Smell yer ma, ya dobber.