In Arse we trust.

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: September 17, 2001

Hi, is this the Church of Arse? I was wondering if you had any openings for a figurehead of evil.
I see. Do you have any prior experience?
I spent 2000 years with the Christians, but I figured it was time for a change. Plus I wasn't happy with the pension scheme.
Sounds good. I just have to speak to someone, then we'll be in touch.
I'm sorry, we'll have to let you go. Someone better has come along.