Having your cake and getting eaten.

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: September 20, 2001

It sure is tough being homeless. You got any food on you mister? I'll give you a blowjob for it.
A blowjob, eh? And I've got some cake that would go to waste otherwise...
One blowjob later...
That was a great blowjob there. I can't believe you swallowed it ALL! Would you like this cake now?
What's that, don't feel like eating any more? Well then, I guess the cake is ALL MINE.