Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil (oh yes he was!)

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: October 14, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
10-14-01
When I bought this car off you, you assured me it had only had one previous owner, and that was an old lady.
Your point being?
It turned out she was the 1948 rally champion, and that was the car she drove in her final race, before being forced into early retirement due to a head-on collision with a tree.
So whatchoo gonna do about it?
ticky ticky ticky ticky son of a gun
Stop that.