Here comes the Hammer

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: October 16, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
10-16-01
-Sniff sniff- Hey! This letter smells of hammers!
Haven't you heard? That's what antrax smells like.
That would explain all this white powder in the envelope.
Hmmm. So what does the letter say?
"Dear son, happy birthday."
That's weird, it's not even your birthday.