Don't Hammer don't hurt 'em

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: October 16, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
10-16-01
Help me Jesus, I think I've caught anthrax!
There there little friend. Can you smell hammers?
No, but I have all the symptoms, nausea, vomiting, vicious internal bleeding.
Look, it's not anthrax unless it smells of hammers. You must just have the plague or something.
The plague is still pretty nasty.
Nope, not interested. No hammers, so miraculous healing.