We dare you to mean a single word you say

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: November 1, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
11-01-01
How goes my evil masterplan?
Well, O Mighty Megatron, I have managed to capture 463 cans ofspecial brew, 3314 kegs of ale, 57 gallons of vodka, 712 gallons of wine, 56 tankers full of gin...
... 312 gallons of tequila, 223412 litres of Guiness, a large swimming pool full of cognac, 341 bottles of Aftershock, reservoir full of cider, 1,000,000 pints of beer, 263000 gallons of whisky...
Yes, but have we taken over the world yet?
Who cares? Let's all get pissed!