The adventures of Javier the angry wizard

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: November 10, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
11-10-01
Fucking muggle. Fuck you, you fucking muggle.
Are you speaking to me?
I didn't study ten fucking years at bloody Hogwarts to be talked down to by fucking muggles. Fuck you. I'm a fucking master wizard.
I'm sorry, I don't even know what a "muggle" is.
Don't make me turn you into a fucking frog or some shit you fucking wiseass muggle. Because I can, you know.
Look, will you just shut up and give me my Big Mac?