Hogwarts Junior High Reunion

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: November 12, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
11-12-01
Dr Kaufledore! My old teacher! How the fuck are you?
Ah, Javier. I hear you're working in McDonalds now. I knew you'd never amount to anything.
Fuck you! I'm a master wizard! Did you not see the spells I cast in school?
Using your skills to wedgie people from across the room does not count as master wizardry.