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| Sir, you have some fanmail. It says you are the "Funniest fucking thing I've seen this year". | |
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| It's about time I got some fucking recognition. Is it from a girl? It had better be from a fucking girl, I don't want no gay stalkers. I saw what happened to that Versace. | |
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| It's signed "Kevin Keegan's Perm". Sounds like a guy. | |
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| Sounds like a gay more like. "Oooh you're so funny, can I climb into your fucking pants and let you feel my love truncheon?" Well fuck him. I'm all about the clam! | |
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| Do you want me to burn it, sir? | |
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| Fuck, no. I want it framed and up on my bedroom wall. | |
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