I am in awe of the Tech Guy's knowledge

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 1, 2008

Hi. You sold me this telling me it would give me high speed wireless, but it turned out to be a loaf of bread.
Ah, but that's no ordinary bread.
No?
It's special 2Ghz bread with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games.
I see. And why did you sell me a dead hooker and tell me she was an inkjet printer?
I hanged her with a USB cable and now I can't get the knot out.