The Fantabulous adventures of Herr Pie

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: November 23, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
11-23-01
You may haf noticed that I have a cat.
I did, but I didn't want to bring it up because I can see a 'pussy' joke coming a mile off.
Oh, I am not the stupid. I am knowing that a 'pussy' is a rude word.
That's alright then. So what's her name?
Her name ist "Cum-slurping-fuck-slut"
That's it, I'm leaving.