The Weakest Comic Pedantic League Round 1

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: December 9, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
12-09-01
Bastards! The circus has made me redundant, and that leech at the tax office is chasing me up for three grand.
On the plus side, now you're unemployed you'll be able to sit around all day in your pajamas watching daytime television.
That's true, but I really need a job, or the taxman will repossess my house.
You can join my secret society. We use telekinesis to influence the roulette wheel at the casino. The signal is this handshake.
Uuuurgh! Your hand's all sweaty!
Yes, it's a secrete handshake.