Lord of the Fucking Rings - Part 1

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: December 12, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
12-12-01
You wanted to see me, Uncle Bilbo?
Yes, Frodo. I have a very important task for you. You must take this ring to the top of Mt Doom. The wizard will guide you.
The Wizard?
Yes. The fate of Middle Earth rests in your hands. Now I must leave before the wizard gets here.
Later...
Are you the wizard?
Damn right I'm the fucking wizard! Now give me that fucking ring, I'm off to the pawn shop!