Lord of the Fucking Rings - Part 5

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: December 12, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
12-12-01
(Puff puff), Master Javier! Finally I have caught up with you!
Fuck. Midget boy's found me.
I've been told the Dark Lord has hired another wizard to take the ring off you! He's supposed to be just ahead!
I'm not scared of a fucking wizard. Is he an old fucker with a beard wearing a dress? I bet it fucking is.
I meant to ask that. All wizards are supposed to have beards. Why don't you have one?
Um... McDonalds don't allow facial hair on employees. Now shut the fuck up.