Lord of the Fucking Rings - Part 9

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: December 12, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
12-12-01
You've got a baby. That means you must have shagged someone.
That is correct.
I bet she was a fucking minger. Was she a fucking minger? Or I bet it was your mum. She's so fat and ugly. She'll fuck anyone.
Actually it was Cameron Diaz. I met her at the premiere of my film. We're getting married in June.
So you've had sex? What's it like?