Lord of the Fucking Rings - Part 11

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: December 13, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
12-13-01
So who else is in our gang?
Well, there's the two of us, and my friends Sam, Pippin and Merry.
Merry? What the fuck kind of name is Merry? I'm not having anyone with a fucking gay name like that in MY gang.
Actually Merry is just his nickname. His real name is Frobisher Dangletramp of Twindlewood.
Fuck that! He's not getting in MY fucking gang unless he changes his name to H-Doggg. And he has to provide his own fucking gat, and it better not be painted pink!