The Weakest Comic Pedantic League Round 3

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: December 17, 2001

by kramer_vs_kramer
12-17-01
Captain! Iceberg- dead ahead!
Piffle, my good man. The HMS Titanic can withstand any impact, especially from something as pitiful as an iceberg.
But Captain. According to the news, there's a rogue Soviet nuclear submarine out there with the ability to disguise itself as an iceberg. I say we change course, it's not worth the risk.
But you would say that, wouldn't you John? Or should I say Mr Groznov? I'm on to you, you filthy Commie!
What the hell are you talking about, Captain? Have you been at the rum again?
(Hic!) I'm the king of the world!