Deep Space Pimp

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: January 7, 2002

Captain's Log. We have discovered traces of a lifeform in an abandoned space vehicle. We are beaming it up.
Although vaguely humanoid in appearance, the creature is wearing strange clothes and is clearly not of our world.
Yo yo yo daddio! You be looking for tha fly honeys? Bling bling baby! Word!
Our universal translators are unable to cope with the creature's strange dialect. I advise detaining him in the science bay for study.