Javier's Stayin' Alive

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: January 9, 2002

It's shit being a ghost. Every just fucking runs off when they see me. I haven't seen a single pair of fucking tits yet. I want to be alive again!
But how the fuck will I do that? I can't do any magic like this, and anyway there's only one wizard on earth powerful enough to bring me back...
Meanwhile...
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm in Harry Potter's bedroom!
Yeah yeah yeah, now get sucking , before the missus gets back.