All are welcome - I love it!

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: January 23, 2002

Good evening, and welcome to Wendy's Wacky World of Weirdness. My first guest today is Mr Poot, the human erection.
Mr Poot was once a happy normal man, until one day he suffered a priapism that spread to the whole of his body. He is now totally rigid.
Mr Poot, do you have a message for our viewers?
Kill.... me ... now.